Total Medals Earned: 3,444 (From
628 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 55,335 Points
Defeat Charlie with the handgun.
Defeat Spike with the shotgun.
Defeat Derek with the shotgun.
Defeat Ashley with the shotgun.
Defeat Leon with the grenade.
Defeat Benjamin with the shotgun.
Defeat the first opponent.
"You're a fucking choir boy compared to me." Defeat Damian with the shotgun.
Defeat the butcher with the handgun.
Defeat Chubby Cheeks with the rifle.
"Well, do ya, punk?" Defeat Federico with the magnum.
Defeat Teatowel Hassan by vaporising him.
Defeat Hans with the handgun.
Defeat Leroy with the shotgun.
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Beat 5 levels.
Beat 10 levels.
Beat 15 levels.
Beat 20 levels.
Open 20 chests.
Beat 25 levels.
Beat 30 levels.
Beat 35 levels.
Beat the game.
Open all 40 chests.
-World hunger solved. -Tutorial complete.
-Experiment failed.
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Do 10 headshots in a game
Slice 50 ragdolls in a game
Do 10 criticals in a game
Recover 3 lifes in a game
Use a slow motion 3 times in a game
Score 3,000 points
Do 8 'Combo 3x' in a game
Do 4 'Combo 4x' in a game
Do 3 'Combo 5x' in a game
Slice 10 gold ragdolls in a game
Leave alive 3 ragdolls in a game
Slice 1,000 ragdolls
Do 100 headshots
Use a slow motion 50 times
Recover 20 lifes
Do 100 criticals
Score 10,000 points
Leave alive 20 ragdolls
Slice 100 gold ragdolls
Explode 50 bombs
Give up the ability to think for yourself by naming yourself "ICRAVEFLESH".
Get the Ugly Ending. (Do the worst in every minigame besides the Periodic Table one)
Place both [REDACTED] on Randy across two playthroughs.
Get the Bad Ending.
Don’t make a single mistake in any minigame, don’t lose health in the Final Challenge AND get the Good Ending.
Beat the Ogre as 'Nips the Brave'
Beat the Ogre as 'Nips the Dark'
Kill a Ghost for the first time
Kill at least one Zombie, Mummy, Ghost and Skeleton
Beat the Ogre as 'Nips the Silent'
Beat the Ogre as 'Nips the Rogue'
Grow your Arcane stat above 5
Grow your HP stat above 10
Find and Kill Ugby Mumba
Beat the Wendigo as 'Nips the Brave'
Beat the Wendigo as 'Nips the Dark'
Beat the Wendigo as 'Nips the Silent'
Beat the Wendigo as 'Nips the Nimble'
Find and Kill the Karrion Killer!
Kill a shrub
Kill 20 goos
Kill 5 Skeletons
Find and Kill Tom Fulp!!!
Go through first 5 levels
Go through first 10 levels
Go through first 15 levels
Go through first 20 levels
Finish all 24 levels
Read through the entire manual.
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Buy all four properties.
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
You made it!
Getting closer!
You have almost won!
Time for the bonus round!
You won the game, yay! (You also just lost the game)
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Collect 1 concept art.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Collect 1 sound track.
Complete half of the game.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Collect all concept art.
Collect all sound tracks.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.