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Gnomeface

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This is a great game, and I appreciate how easy it is to make safe bets. Use the coin flipper. Bet $1000 on tails. If you lose, bet $2000 on tails. If you lose again, bet $4000 on tails, and so on. If you're low on money, such as in the early game, maybe start with $250 in case of a freak accident. If you start to get super rich, you can increase the base amount. Except by some astronomically small chance, you'll always end up with a profit by doing this.

It was kind of fun, but a lot of times bombs would end up on top of stickmen making it impossible to not lose a life.

The game is a little too easy, and a little simplistic, but I still really enjoy it. Also, I love the Trigun music.

Why would a fake game be rated so highly as to get the front page? If someone unknown did this, they would get blammed. Seriously this does not deserve a higher rating than actual games with actual effort put into them.

It's a pretty shabby game. The graphics are nice, but that's really it. The music is an obnoxious loop, and the only other aspect of the game, combat, is limited to holding "A" and avoiding the same attacks.

rhys510 responds:

its a short flash game ... not the next final fantasy 0_o

Well this game is actually pretty much every other "knock the box off the platform" game, except this one makes fun of facebook for "stealing" the privacy you shove in their faces. So yeah, not a high rating for this.

It's definitely not a complete game, as you said yourself. If it is complete, it may be pretty fun. One issue, though, is the friendly AI trapping me in a corner. Whenever I move left or right the guy in front of me does the same, leaving me stuck on one row. The ability to maybe walk over these guys would be great. Also, coins and stuff should be awarded on death, not upon breaking a grave. I almost never was rewarded because the other AI that was closer would break the grave.

Well it's interesting that when a landlord wants you somewhere else, you just about poison the woman and invade her property anyways. Seems like a real gentleman. :D

tempalabs responds:

Haha, at that point you should realize that Adam is not your ordinary 'gentleman' :D
Make me remember of old JRPG like Dragon Quest where you can invade people house and steal all their item :)

The thing about this game is that it's not even that frustrating. If I had obstacles that I could avoid without the invisible this or that thing than it could be truly frustrating, but this? This is just boring. Walking along, I die. Do I feel like continuing? "Sure, it seems like it could be fun." I was wrong. After about level 7, almost half of the game, I realize that it's just going to be about the same for the rest of the game, so I quit. The music isn't bad, but it isn't good either. The only sound effect was a head-ache inducing beeping. The graphics don't really matter in a game like this. Overall; it kind of sucks, and is pretty unoriginal.

Zapxo responds:

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

Great game, great follow up. I love the heavy dialog.
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