Total Medals Earned: 3,454 (From 631 different games.) Total Medal Score: 55,595 Points
Medals Earned: 7/12 (85/330 points)
Press the scam button
Take candy from a baby
Win a cockfight
Listen to a voicemail
Buy a dancing frog
Lose the game
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Change your desktop background
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
Medals Earned: 6/9 (55/155 points)
Found a Bronze Key!
Found a Silver Key!
Found a Gold Key!
Earn 50 Gold in the shop.
Found the BOSS KEY!
Earn 200 Gold in the shop.
Earn 500 Gold in the shop.
Beat Thrash!
Rescue Hilda!
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 29/46 (245/490 points)
Play as a Red Knight!
Play as a Lime Knight!
Play as a Wizard!
Play as a Monk!
Play as an Esper!
Play as an Oni!
Play as a Ranger!
Play as a Warrior!
Play as a Darkfolk!
Play as a Rogue!
Get 35 points in any stat
Get a 5th Tier Weapon!
Successfully play the Flute 3 times!
Reach the Second Area!
Hold 10 Potions at Once!
Reach Level 10!
Get a Rune of Enragement!
Carry 350 Coins
Visit a Gachapon!
Reach the Third Area
Get a 5th Tier Equip!
Use your Second Wind!
Beat the game on Easy Difficulty
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Play as a Blackguard!
Play as an Avenger!
Play as an Enforcer!
Play as a Mercenary!
Play as a Saiyan!
Play as a Paladin!
Play as a Necromancer!
Play as a Bard!
Play as a Druid!
Play as a Cleric!
Assemble two Pieces of Time!
Get -3 in any stat!
Conquer the Arena!
Get an Orange Belt
Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!
Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/425 points)
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Get a game over.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 4/26 (25/495 points)
Give something purple to someone who need it
Defeat Giant water snake
Defeat Gotaro
Defeat Shikigami TenguTengu
Bring something shiny back to someone who need it
Fulfill certain conditions for the ending
Eat the purple fruit
Complete normal difficulty
Maximize the red pills number and its healing effect
Break the talisman
Complete easy difficulty
Complete hard difficulty
Receive all ???'s secrets in Sakura Village
Maximize the levels of all accessories
Defeat soul of the ancient demon
Complete no mercy difficulty
Defeat TenguTengu without taking damage
Defeat demon fox
Pass the stalactites falling areas without taking damage
Maximize the levels of all AP skills
Pass the waterfalls areas without taking damage
Complete no mercy in 5 minutes and 30 seconds
Complete all the other achievements
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/115 points)
Start the game
Clean all debris and return to base.
Complete the game without scanning once.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (160/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
View all of the Bios
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Medals Earned: 6/7 (35/85 points)
Pick up some fuel
Pick up a battery
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Pick up your Keys
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'
Medals Earned: 8/10 (120/130 points)
Submit Highscore
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Have completed the game