Total Medals Earned: 3,454 (From 631 different games.) Total Medal Score: 55,595 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/310 points)
win the first stage
kill first boss
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kill second boss
kill third boss
kill fourth boss
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Medals Earned: 2/5 (55/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Climb to the top of the tower
Collect all hidden secrets
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 5/5 (130/130 points)
Buy a magic shot.
Buy all health upgrades.
Buy all armor upgrades.
Buy all sword upgrades.
Kill Kanthor.
Medals Earned: 2/21 (15/500 points)
First time?
Completed the Tower!
Beat the game in 30 minutes or under
You've died 25 times, just like everyone else.
Beat the game in 20 minutes or under
You've died 100 times? You're fired... is what I'd say if you were ever employed.
You've collected all the acorns in the game, good work!
Completed the Jungle without dying!
Beat the game in 10 minutes or under
You have found and collected all golden acorns in the game. Good work!
Completed the Volcano!
Completed the Jungle!
Completed the Ice Caves!
Beat the game in 7 minutes or under. Amazing!
You've completed the Volcano without dying!
You completed the first tower of towers without dying!
Completed the Ice Caves without dying!
Beat the game in 5 minutes or under. Very impressive!
You beat the game without dying. You're incredible!
Burn to death on a hot block.
Medals Earned: 1/34 (5/500 points)
Completed the tutorial
Bought the Illustrated book
Destroyed an Aviator goblin
Bought the Popup book
Bought a toy
Bought the Kamikaze bear
Bought the Smart alien
Bought the Toy car
Bought the first extra slot
500 coins in piggy bank
Bought the Army men 2
Destroyed a Skeleton
Bought the Doom-in-a-Box
Bought the Slime catapult
Bought the Pirate ship
Destroyed an Ogre
Destroyed a Ghost
Destroyed a Bomber Goblin before it places the bomb
Bought the second extra slot
Reached the Bogeyman's level
Destroyed a Bogeyman
Destroyed a Big Bad Wolf before it jumps
1000 coins in piggy bank
Destroyed a Bogeyman before it can summon his friends
Bought every toy
Completed the game
Medals Earned: 8/9 (250/300 points)
Start a new game
Play through one game day
View the game's credits
Sell a good for §6
Make a trade for goods worth §10 or more
Trade for a ship part
Survive a full game week
Escape the station and win the game
At day start, have a completely full cargo hold
Medals Earned: 8/18 (160/500 points)
Rest before you need to.
Reject the final offer (Polly)
Beat the game with Polly
Beat the game with Beth.
Get a girl mad at you.
Beat the game without using the secret.
Get all of Dracula's artifacts by buying them.
Beat the game with Emmy
Bought the brick.
Beat the game with maximum (100) Piety.
Beat the game with maximum (100) respect.
Beat the game with maximum (100) charm.
Beat the game with all girls. (multiple playthroughs)
Get all of Dracula's artifacts by digging.
Revealed all 3 girl's secrets in one playthrough.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 4/9 (110/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 3/18 (25/500 points)
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!