Total Medals Earned: 3,437 (From 627 different games.) Total Medal Score: 55,250 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/175 points)
Become really drunk.
Nail (submit) a high score.
Score 5,000 points or more.
Score 25,000 points or more.
Score 50,000 points or more.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (100/125 points)
Begin The Ascent
Complete The First Day
Complete The Second Day
Complete The Third Day
Complete The Game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/41 (5/1,000 points)
I hate it when this happens
Change the wallpaper
Make the cursor fabulous
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Visit Newgrounds
Visit 9gag
Make & share an Epic Meme™
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Defeat Pisces on the second level.
Evolve a spirit beast to level 5
Beat the game in Lucid Dream or Nightmare Mode.
Defeat Zodiac Memory in Infinity Space. To open Infinity Space, defeat Aquarius, Virgo, Aries, Scorpio and Cancer.
Beat the game in Nightmare Mode.
Medals Earned: 6/12 (110/205 points)
Start the Game
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 4
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/165 points)
Open your first chest
Go for a little cruise...
Find and commission plufmot
Find and commission Luis
Find and commission Stepford
Find and commission Levi Ramirez
Find and commission TeraVex
Find and commission VoicesByCorey
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/325 points)
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (90/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 12/18 (155/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Successfully audition the Thespian
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.