Gnomeface's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Kill Justin Beaver]

are you kidding me?

Look, I hate justin beaber, he is annoying, and his singing is actually just a

recording of a crap being slung by a monkey, but this game sucks. All you do is

just mindlessly click on a beaver. Also, making him a beaver because his

(horrible) name sounds like it doesn't make it any better. In short, this game

has almost no gameplay, no fun, bad graphics, terrible sound quality, and is

basically begging for a higher rating.

[Treasures of Mer Dalamon]

Well, the game is original

I do like the originality and logic used in this game, and I also very much like how it is not just mindless violence, but makes you think to win. It has great graphics and an expansive storyline. I do not see anything wrong with it, and I have not had the pleasure to say that in quite a while, especially with the game jam crapping out mounds of mediocre games. I truly congratulate you for this perfect, riddling, and interesting game, and wish to thank you for donating this to the world. I do recognize and respect that instead of putting a violent action packed game to Newgrounds, you put something that might not appeal to the general public with the attention span of a gnat.

Calluin responds:

Thank you, much appreciated. Best luck with the puzzles!

[Crazy Hangover]

That is quite a hangover...

That is insane dude! An octopus on ones face, a crazy rabbit with a knife in a dark hole (click the "into the rabbit hole" thing three times and you enter!), a pile of wasted people in your bedroom, and the oldspice guy! Truly inspirational.

[BattlePaint]

Guess who just gained some faith in humanity?

That's right, I did. This is truly a great and original game, with great graphics, a different play style that is better that a ton of the old, cliched ones and has absolutely no lag whatsoever. I have been inspired by this game that maybe, just maybe, people will stop submitting animated penis pictures and start submitting more amazing and eye opening games.

[Meaty Boner]

overall a fairly good game

Well, the sexual joke of a boner that gets meaty to fight rektam (rectum :D) is quite entertaining and got me to laugh quite a bit, however the gameplay itself is mediocre. The graphics were actually very good. Overall, this deserves a 7/10. (Also, did anyone else notice that when he got the one meaty boner thing he actually obtained a penis? Really, he ACTUALLY has a penis hanging down. Shouldn't this be rated M with a penis drawing?)

[Penguins Fun Fall]

an ok game

Well, even though the graphics suck, this is a decent game. It does have a rather odd difficulty curve, and I found some early levels were harder than the later ones. graphics; 5 gameplay: 7 music: 6

[Ultimate Death Trap]

Ha, hilarious

This has to be the funniest game I have come across for quite some time now, even more so then PSBTW! Great job, keep up the sarcasam.

[Adam & Eve]

meh

Even though I know it was the point the game was a little too easy. Also, the game is a little repetitive, clicking on the same creatures over and over again. The music was very repetitive, and not very entertaining. The game was quite relaxing, but not to much avail. All in all, this is simply a "meh" game.

[Zombie Splatter]

Hm...

Well, it is an ok game, but with the exception of the TMP, the weapons were rather cliche. also, The music loop was very, very short and annoying. The graphics were mediocre, but still acceptable. The gameplay is rather enjoyable, and not that hard with just a tiny bit of grinding. Just a suggestion, remove the rambo option. It is quite useless really. ~~~~~ gameplay: 7 controls:9 graphics: 6 music: 6 difficult (i mean how balanced it is): 7 Overall score: 8

[BFD's Monster Arcade]

Nice

Well, I have to say this is your best game. Not only do you have tons of games in one that can interact (kind of) but also you have improved them from the original version! My favorite was the pointless destruction. It would be better if you could make a boss fight at the end of pointless destruction, and a bigger soundtrack with a mute button. Overall, a good game.