Gnomeface's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Traumata]

Well it's interesting that when a landlord wants you somewhere else, you just about poison the woman and invade her property anyways. Seems like a real gentleman. :D

tempalabs responds:

Haha, at that point you should realize that Adam is not your ordinary 'gentleman' :D
Make me remember of old JRPG like Dragon Quest where you can invade people house and steal all their item :)

[Maximum Frustration 2]

The thing about this game is that it's not even that frustrating. If I had obstacles that I could avoid without the invisible this or that thing than it could be truly frustrating, but this? This is just boring. Walking along, I die. Do I feel like continuing? "Sure, it seems like it could be fun." I was wrong. After about level 7, almost half of the game, I realize that it's just going to be about the same for the rest of the game, so I quit. The music isn't bad, but it isn't good either. The only sound effect was a head-ache inducing beeping. The graphics don't really matter in a game like this. Overall; it kind of sucks, and is pretty unoriginal.

Zapxo responds:

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

[Hood Episode 4]

Great game, great follow up. I love the heavy dialog.
SPOILER ALERT
The shovel achievement is where you let the ceiling crush you.

[Steel Grinder]

This game is pretty good, kind of repetitive, but that makes it seem a little more "classic." However, I wish the better weapons actually did more DPS. I had to stick with the double machine gun for a while before moving on to the plasma gun, then the flame thrower. (It does have a fire rate. It's just really fast. If the fire rate was none, that means it would fire once in 0 seconds, or it never fire. If it were infinite, it would instantly kill anything it touched.) I finally moved onto the double laser gun, the best gun in the game despite not being the last.

[Shadow Tag]

"Why are you running away from me?" -Because you're a terrifying little demon!
"I want to play!" -And I want to sleep tonight, leave me alone!
"We can have so much fun!" -Well, I can't argue with that. Let's play together, you abominable little homunculus, you.

[(Twisted) Cooking Mama]

This is just a load of vegetarian propaganda. First of all, we generally try to NOT eat the legs, head, bones, ect. Oh, and the shells of eggs. Second of all, why would blood spew everywhere each time you pull of a feather? And for that matter, cracking an egg? Third of all, people who eat meat (most people) aren't crazed, angry, mean, messy, blood splattered maniacs. I though this was common knowledge, but apparently I was wrong. And I'm not even sure WHAT happened to the stuffing. We buy turkey with the head already chopped off too, not SAWED off. However, if it was sawed off I don't see the problem if it's already dead... Finally, I can assure you that meat does NOT look like that when done.
Basically- Crappy propaganda. I'm gonna go eat some chicken.

[Amiran]

A nine minute video tutorial? Just make a tutorial in text, nobody likes video walkthroughs, the same applies to tutorials. Also, learn from chick fil-a and oreo - don't go on about your religion if you're not a religious organization or a priest or something. Because a lot of people wouldn't agree with you and they have every right to rate the game down for it that a christian has to rate the game up for it. The combat is repetitive and boring, and the story is mediocre. I DO actually think the three different intros is a very good idea, even if each one is only ok. I couldn't get all that far because I have to make an account on some website in order to save. Seriously, that's an awful idea! I'm not going to make an account, I'm just not going to play much and think less of the site. I also am getting really annoyed by the constant stream of the word "gamersafe." I get it, it's you sponsor! But does almost every popup have to have gamersafe's logo on it? Even the achievements require an account! Finally, though the premium content is kind of annoying, it's really not nearly as bad as most premium content. I'd say that wasn't a problem. However, many people hate premium content. You'll probably LOSE money overall because of the lower rating. You want to make money so badly, get a job or make really good flash games, like this COULD have been if it wasn't for the giant black hole of gamersafe sucking in the rest of the game. Still, some of the game still pokes through, enough to show 2 stars.

[Dry Eternity RPG]

This game is good, but possibly due to chrome, I can't save properly. I've tried, but every time I exit the page and come back, my save file is gone and the "view tutorial first" thing is blocking new game like it is the first time you play. I've played this before and successfully saved on firefox, so I believe that your game won't save when on chrome. That's a pretty big problem if true seeing that so many people use chrome. It IS a microsoft computer, so not an apple thing. Other than that, the game is great. If there were an option to mute the music AND the sound so I can play some other song that would also be great.

["-The Random Generator-"]

Most of these generated actually make sense

-But then, the mercenary shot at the king of the drawing.
-In the finale, the large dinosaur yelled at the prisoner of the dinosaur.
-The prophecy was fulfilled when the chef buried the unsuspecting teacher.
But then again, some of them don't
-A year later, the hero stole the kitten of the piano.
Great game, 4/5 9/10 :)

[Georg The Ghost]

This is the stupidest ghost ever

The game itself was pretty slow, bad graphics, not really a challenge. It was only kind of entertaining. On a side note, why didnt the ghost just turn off the vacuum cleaner without getting in front of it, go around or above the camera, mirror, or cemetery wall?